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Theoretical physicist, patent clerk, statesman, philosopher, amateur violinist, father of modern physics, superstar, one of the smartest humans in history, and the most famous scientist of the 20th century. Albert Einstein (March 14, 1879 — April 18, 1955) was single-handedly responsible for pretty much every genius-related trope in 20th-century/21st-century media: the brilliant yet witty and genial old man, the fly-away hair, the mild loopiness and absent mindedness, etc, etc.
Born in Ulm, Germany, Einstein was the son of an engineer. He was gifted in math and science from an early age. (The urban legend that he failed mathematics in high school was completely untrue. He did fail the entrance examination to The Zürich Institute of Technology, because the exam was inFrench, a language he read poorlynote ) He first started thinking about relativity at the age of 16, as he tried to imagine how a light wave would look if he traveled with it at the speed of light.note
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After graduating, a friend got him a job at a patent office, a quiet post that gave him plenty of unsupervised free time to work on physics. Nothing special happened until 1905, dubbed Annus Mirabilisnote , when he published four papers, in which he explained the photoelectric effect (which eventually got him a Nobel prize, and provided a major breakthrough in quantum mechanics), Brownian motion (which proved the existence of atoms once and for all—a scientific mystery that has been around since the days of classical Greece), special relativity (a theory explaining the previously observed fact that light travels at the same apparent speed regardless of the speed of the observer, which predicts some bizarre consequences, like that two observers moving relative to each other will not agree on how quickly time passes), and matter-energy equivalence (where we get the equation E = mc2)note Needless to say, the papers had a revolutionary impact on science, most notably kicking off the age of nuclear energy.
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In 1916, Einstein published the Theory of General Relativity, where he unified Newton's theory of gravity with special relativity; he postulated that gravity is not a force, but simply a curvature of the space-time continuum created by a massive object. The theory predicted the existence of black holes, higher dimensions, wormholes, and the possibility of time travel (sci-fi writers know who to thank).
Einstein left Germany for the US during the early rise of Nazism, where his Jewish heritage made him an easy target. In 1939, he signed a famous letter to Roosevelt supporting the opening of research into the atomic bomb. Einstein was never involved in the Manhattan Project because the FBI was deeply suspicious of his staunch pacifism and supposed 'communist sympathies'; during the Cold War, the FBI kept very close tabs on him and even considered kicking him out of the country. In fact, he had almost nothing to do with the letter: It was written by Leo Szilard in consultation with fellow Hungarian physicists Edward Teller and Eugene Wigner, and they asked Einstein to sign it only because his famous name would draw attention.
In the US, Einstein became something of a pop culture icon, with newspapers and reporters beating a path to his door. He also became something of a star amongst children, who wrote him thousands of letters about all manner of topics. Einstein was an influential member of the civil rights, pacifist, socialist, and Zionist movements; David Ben-Gurion even offered him the (mostly ceremonial) post of President of Israel (its powers are similar to those of the British Monarch). He turned it down (much to Ben-Gurion's relief, as a pacifist saint is not exactly something that a fledgling nation beset by enemies needs), and the post went to Chaim Weizmann (himself a scientist).
Einstein died in 1955. He spent most of the time after his arrival at the United States attempting to reconcile quantum mechanics with relativity, a quest that continues to this day.
Quick Notes
- Einstein has often been accused of plagiarism. It is true that other scientists had written about relativity before Einstein. In fact, relativity as a concept is first considered by Galileo in 1632, although Galileo's work didn't include anything like time slowing down as you speed up or lengths contracting. It was Hendrik Lorentz that first came up with the idea that light speed is constant, and it was Henri Poincare who originally came up with the equation E = mc2, only he wrote it as 'm = E/c2'. But to Einstein's credit, he was the only person to realize that relativity can be applied to the entire universe. Also, Lorentz and Poincare made very different physical assumptions than Einstein - namely the existence of a perfect reference point and the Luminiferous Aether. Though Lorentz and Einstein would become friends, Einstein never got over (what he perceived to be) Poincare's scientific conservatism.
- Einstein received his Nobel prize for his explanation of the photoelectric effect, not relativity. At the time of the awarding, physical proof for relativity was still somewhat scant, and the more conservative members of the award committee disliked relativity and held up the award process for a few years. Eventually, they compromised and awarded the prize for the photoelectric effect, a safer option. Many treated this as an Award Snub.
- His views about religion were complex, though he called himself an agnostic and specifically denounced the idea of a personal god (that is, one that is relatable to humans, as opposed to an impersonal force). He was a member of the American Humanist Association and can mostly be called as a humanist who was influenced by Jewish philosopher Baruch Spinoza and believed in Spinoza's definition of God, which is ambiguous and somewhat.. well, rather different from the norm. Spinoza posited an impersonal, amoral, non-sapient god in a kind of pantheism, in which God permeates and transcends nature.
- Einstein did say that he considered most of the beliefs of organized religion to be childish, but he liked the teachings of Christ and Buddha. Regardless of his beliefs on religion, Einstein truly believed that the universe was a perfect clockwork where all pieces could be predicted exactly. He is even credited as saying, to a symposium at Princeton, that 'science without religion is lame, [and] religion without science is blind.'note The emergence of quantum physics, which Einstein had ironically directly influenced, was an idea that Einstein bitterly disliked. He spent much of his later career unsuccessfully attempting to prove quantum theory wrong.
- Despite his claimed views on religion, Einstein felt a sense of solidarity with the Jews, funded the Zionist cause, and at one point was invited to become the president of Israel.
- Following from the above, please note that Einstein never said most of the stuff people credit him with saying. He never said that standardized testing was like teaching a fish to climb a tree, that insanity is repeating the same method expecting different results, or that the extinction of bees would spell the destruction of civilization. The Other Wiki has a good resource here with verifiable quotes that he made, and statements that he probably never made. Please consult it when you see an Einstein quote on the Internet.
- He was One of Us. The next time you feel bad because you're obsessed with a 'kid's' show, remember Einstein was a fan of the early 1950's TV puppet show and Beany and Cecil precursor Time for Beany, which was a kid's show heavy on Parental Bonus. He reputedly interrupted a high-level conference by announcing, 'You will have to excuse me, gentlemen. It's Time for Beany.' He was also noted to be a fan of comics, several times during his days as a patent clerk he was often found reading them rather than working.
Appears in the following works:
- In Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, an Expy of Einstein named Dr. Albert Zweinstein appeared in several episodes.
- He appears at the cover of one of the science books Sven looks at in Mobile Suit Gundam SEED CE.73: Stargazer alongside another one with Stephen Hawking.
- In Powers, Christian Walker goes to Albert to show off his powers and, hopefully, finally understand why he has them and how they work. Einstein cannot explain them, but his speech about the true nature of science is a thing of beauty to behold.
- In Tales Designed to Thrizzle he and Mark Twain are Buddy Cops.
- Silver AgeLex Luthor considers Einstein one of his idols, and refuses to commit any acts of evil on his birthday.
- IQ (1994 film). Walter Matthau plays Albert Einstein as a romantic matchmaker between his (fictional) niece Catherine and local auto mechanic Ed Walters.Albert Einstein: What she needs is to go out with someone like you. The problem is..she would never go out with someone like you.
Ed Walters: Well that's easy, just lend me your brain for a couple of days. [beat] What?
Albert Einstein: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Ed Walters: What would be the odds of that happening? - C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America has him develop the atomic bomb for the Confederacy. In exchange, he gets a plantation and some slaves.
- Night at the Museum: Battle for the Smithsonian had several Einstien bobbleheads brought to life.
- Young Einstein, of course.
- The Nicholas Roeg film Insignificance, about the imaginary meeting of Einstein, Marilyn Monroe, Sen. Joseph McCarthy and Joe DiMaggio in a hotel room. The characters are billed as The Professor, The Actress, The Senator and The Ballplayer: but it's not difficult to figure out who's who.
- In And You Thought Your Parents Were Weird!, the spirit of Einstein is contacted in a seance.
- In Ghostbusters (1984), Dr. Peter Venkman tries to tell Dr. Ray Stanz that being fired from their university research positions won't be bad because 'Einstein did his greatest stuff while he was working as a patent clerk.', but Ray retorts 'Do you know how much a patent clerk earns?!'
- In Back to the Future, Doc Brown's 1985 dog is called Einstein, who is his first living test subject for his time-travel experiments, and much of the movie takes place in 1955, the same year Einstein died. Doc also keeps a portrait of Albert Einstein in his home, alongside Thomas Edison, Sir Isaac Newton, and Benjamin Franklin.
- Jor-El mentions in Superman Returns that out of all Earth scientists, maybe Einstein is the only one who 'understands'.
- He's Mary's uncle in The Nutcracker in 3D.
- In the Heechee Saga future, Robinette Broadhead has an A.I. created to be Einstein. Every single writing by and about Einstein is used to create an A.I. as close to the real thing as possible. This creates a problem later on when the A.I. discovers that God really does play dice with the universe.
- In the short story The Old Man And C by Sheila Finch, Einstein became a violin teacher instead. A master violin teacher with world-famous students, but he's troubled in his old age by the feeling that he really should have been doing something else with his life.
- In Three Days to Never, the protagonist finds a mysterious object in his grandmother's garden shed, which various sinister forces will do anything to get their hands on: a working time machine created by Albert Einstein himself. The backstory also involves Einstein's daughter Lieserl and a time-displaced clone of ol' Albert.
- In Tales of MU, Einstein's quote 'God does not play dice with the universe' is referenced during a discussion on whether or not there's a god of magic (which leads to the inevitable comparison to rolling dice).
- Last Son of Krypton - written by the same chap who gave Lex Luthor that quirk up there - portrays him as Jor-El's initial choice for raising the infant Superman (a probe in his rocket was designed to automatically scout out the smartest being on Earth). Einstein, being too old (and too tightly-watched by government agents) to raise children, instead performs a bit of trickery to get a kindly Kansas couple to find the rocket.
- Masks Of The Illuminati: he and James Joyce are the protagonists, starting out having met by chance in a Zurich beergarden before getting caught up in someone else's Gambit Pileup leading to him having an illumination which leads to the big breakthrough for the General Theory of Relativity.
- Star Trek: The Next Generation:
- Einstein appears playing poker with Data, Isaac Newton, and Stephen Hawking (played by the real Stephen Hawking) in episode 'Descent: Part I', via use of the Holodeck:Einstein: The uncertainty principle will not help you now, Stephen. Hm? All the quantum fluctuations in the universe will not change the cards in your hand. I call. You are bluffing. And you will lose!
Hawking: Wrong again, Albert. [reveals four-of-a-kind] - Einstein also appeared as a hologram in 'The Nth Degree', working with the then-hyper-intelligent Reg Barclay.
- Einstein appears playing poker with Data, Isaac Newton, and Stephen Hawking (played by the real Stephen Hawking) in episode 'Descent: Part I', via use of the Holodeck:
- Einstein & Eddington, in which Einstein is played by Andy Serkis (i.e. Gollum).
- Doctor Who:
- In 'Time and the Rani', the Rani kidnaps a bunch of Earth geniuses, including Einstein. They spend most of the story in a coma, then get herded into the TARDIS for a trip home, where the Doctor has to discourage Einstein from fiddling with things to find out how they work.
- Matt Smith has written fanfic featuring Eleven and Einstein. A bunch of Who fans are demanding to be allowed to read it.
- A short episode written by a contest-winning kid revealed that he and The Doctor are engaged in a prank war, filching one another's petty (and occasionally not so petty) possessions for no adequately explained reason.
- Genius, a National Geographic Channel biographic series starring Geoffrey Rush as Einstein.
- The Red Dwarf episode 'Meltdown', features a 'wax droid' museum with android replicas of various celebrities, including Einstein.
- Legends of Tomorrow: In 'Out of Time', time traveling villains convince the Nazis to attempt to kidnap Einstein to use his genius to win WWII. The Legends rescue him, but Professor Martin Stein is disappointed to find his idol is a Dirty Old Man. Stein ends up punching him out when he refuses to cooperate with them. It is also revealed that Einstein's ex-wife Mileva Marić was the real brains of the couple, but Einstein stole the credit. The Legends convince the couple to reconcile and Mileva gets properly credited, changing history.
- The Flash (2014): In 'I Know Who You Are', H.R. mentions that Einstein exists on Earth-19 and is pretty much the same as in Earth-1, but his first name is Norbert.
- The song 'Einstein on the Beach (For an Eggman)' by Counting Crows, which is about the guilt for his part in designing nuclear weapons.
- The song 'Albert Einstein - Everything Is Relative' by Silicon Dreams, which is about, eh, every wrong trope they could apply, as already the title hints.
- The song 'Portrait (He Knew)' by Kansas is about him, according to Word of God.
- The opera Einstein on the Beach by Phillp Glass (premiered 1976). Not a speaking or singing role but Einstein appears playing a violin.
- The Far Side:
- In one cartoon, a frustrated-looking Einstein is leaning on a blackboard where several incorrect versions of his Theory of Relativity are written, all with a wrong number in place of the 2. Behind him a maid has just cleaned his counter, and he turns as she says, 'There we go, everything's squared away, all squaaaared away.'
- In another cartoon, he and Thomas Edison are on Jeopardy!. The third contestant (who has a score of negative-100, in comparison to the high scores of his two opponents), says, 'Listen, I know the game is almost over, but just for the record, I don't think my buzzer was working properly.'
- In Rocket Age Albert Einstein, alongside Goddard and Tesla, built the first rocket ship and flew it to Mars. Later he built a long distance space ship and left the solar system entirely, becoming the only human to do so.
- The Steve Martin play Picasso At The Lapin Agile, about an imagined meeting between Einstein and Pablo Picasso.
- Einstein naturally figures as the main focus in Einstein on the Beach. One of the orchestral violinists is even employed to dress as Einstein, crazy hair and all.
- Dexter's Laboratory: Dexter himself praises and cherishes Albert Einstein so much, he even has a poster of of him in his room.
- The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius: Jimmy Neutron admires Einstein. In one episode he was inspired to be a model hall monitor after finding out from his principal that Einstein was a hall monitor as a kid. It was later revealed that the hall monitor that his principal was talking about was actually the principal's sister, Eunice, who looks like Einstein.
- In Time Squad, Einstein masqueraded as a Texan used car salesman named Big Al because the pay was better and he felt more accepted by the community.
- In Animaniacs, the Warners come to sell cookies to Einstein, and end up inspiring him to write the Mass-Energy Conversion formula.
- But notLittle Einsteins.
- Implied in Family Guy that he stole the Relativity theory from someone named 'Smith'. It is implied he savagely beat poor Smith to death. He also beat up God to steal the secret of Shrinky-Dinks.
- In one episode of Tiny Toon Adventures, Plucky convinces Shirley to channel Einstein's genius into him so he can pass a hard math test. (Plucky doesn't find out until it's too late that Einstein flunked math in grade school, which Shirley tells him later.)
- One episode of The Mummy: The Animated Series has Imhotep kidnap Einstein to help him decode the Scrolls of Thebes.
- After getting the shit kicked out of him, the time cop of Rick and Morty finds Einstein, whom he believes to be Rick, and assaults him shouting 'you dont mess with time'. Upset, Einstein states that he will mess with time, writing E=mc2 on his board as he gets up.
- Command & Conquer: Red Alert Series:
- In Command & Conquer: Red Alert, Einstein builds a time machine shortly after World War II and uses it to go back in time and
killremove Adolf Hitler from time long before the war. It worked. Sort of. - In Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3, set after the original time travel event, the Russians use a new time machine to erase Einstein in 1927, before the original time travel event, but after Einstein removed Hitler from time itself (1924).
- In Command & Conquer: Red Alert, Einstein builds a time machine shortly after World War II and uses it to go back in time and
- Tropico 5 features Abraham Zweinstein◊, a Central European physicist who flees to America and develops a new, terrible weapon.
- Dr. Wily from the Mega Man series is more or less an evil expy of Einstein; this is believed to be due to Einstein being credited with kickstarting the development of the atomic bombs that decimated Japan (though as detailed above, Einstein's only had his name attached for Wolverine Publicity and he went on to regret the decision).
- In The Unspeakable Vault (of Doom), Einstein was spared from becoming Cthulhoo's snack because Nyarly had plans to use him on the Manhattan Project.
- Epic Rap Battles of History features Einstein slinging verses with Stephen Hawking.
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15 Mar
The world is in mourning, Stephen Hawking, one of the greatest scientific minds of the past 100 years, has passed away. On this day, we take a look at Hawking, the poker player, by remembering his famous game with Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton and Data, in one of the most memorable scenes of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
USS Enterprise's Lieutenant Commander Data was a well-known poker fan, he called the game 'a useful forum for exploring the different facets of humanity' despite at times being baffled by obscure poker concepts such as.. bluffing.
Elaine Mason
He was so fascinated by the game that in the season 6 finale 'The Descent part 1', he used the Holodeck (a room that created lifelike simulations) to have a 4 handed poker game with three of the greatest physicists of all time, Albert Einstein, Newton and, of course, Stephen Hawking.
The game was Data's favorite, 5-Card Draw, blinds and antes were meaningless in the post-scarcity economy of the 24th Century (that or the Star Trek writers knew jack about poker). We only saw a single hand but it was enough to tell us about the type of player Hawking was..
Did you catch that? He is relaxed, making jokes, entertaining the fish Albert Einstein while taking that old nit Isaac Newton down a peg. Based on this clip, we can tell Stephen Hawking could've been a stone cold poker pro!
..That is instead of just being one of the greatest minds the world has ever seen.
Jane Hawking
Good game, Professor Hawking, your great sense of humor will be sorely missed but your brilliant mind will live on for generations!